Wake Me Up When Big Brother's Over

In a season that was to have no real twists, Big Brother 10 announced on Tuesday it's bringing back America's Player. That means the chosen housemate, if he or she chooses to accept, will get up to $20,000 for doing the viewers' bidding for a week.

The reason? The show is so boring we'd rather watch the Weather Channel. Or Living Lohan.

This cast was supposed to be smarter than the mouth-breathers from season nine. We have more age diversity, a supposedly volatile mix of political opposites, and people with interests beyond tanning booths.

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