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The Rumors of My Demise Have Been Greatly Exaggerated (chat 2/17)

Well, boys and girls...
Thanks for all the Xmas cards and gifts, I do really appreciate them.

I want to apologize for not being here on my myspace to bullshit with you and keep you up on the latest shit in my life. I have just been busy and took a break from a lot of the internet, period. But, I am back and fine, thanks for everyone who sent letters of their concern, but everything is fine.

Seems as though Fox Reality has decided not to sue me over the footage posted on my website (www.EvelDick.com) which should actually be launching in the very near future. So, go check out my site with the footage of me presenting the award for Entertainer of the Year with the 2 naked porn stars and Joanie from Happy Days and Joanie Loves Chachi, who makes a guest appearance as the official ass smacker of all naked porn stars at the Really Awards.

I am now official with Real Player, what I was doing was just a dream, it never really happened, except if you check out the Ollie and April interview. They put aside money in their budget for my webcast and some other goodies I think we can perhaps pull off. I do have to say for a large cooperation, they have moved pretty quickly and have been very open to my ideas over there.

My weekly webcast is a go for this coming season. Last year was very tough for me doing it on the fly, but it cam across well and most of you thought so too. 4.$ million of you watched the first episode I did with Bridgette (Girls Next Door) and 4.3 million watched me get Puck (Real World San Francisco) a free vasectomy on the second episode. The webcast was a great success and a big learning experience for the guys in Seattle at Real. I was told that the 2 free episodes before it went to the subscribers of Superpass, were among the "most watched webcasts on the internet." So, I want to thank you for that as well.

We are setting up a new YouTube account as we speak, where all of the webcasts I did last season will be posted. If you missed any of them, go check them out. I had guests like, Bridgette from The Girls Next Door, Puck from the Real World, Lee Arenburg from Pirates of the Caribbean series of movies, Amber Lake winner of Rock of Love 2, Jerri and Lex from Survivor, the guinea pigs from BB9 among many others. I will get you the link when I get it and when it is all up.

They have even developed a piece of equiptment that is the size of a backpack that I can take anywhere and all I need is an internet connection... And...... Waalaa! I am on Real Players stream and can broadcast from there. And that fucking RULES! So we are gonna be taking the show on the road. I will let you know when and where, as I figure it out.

And if you haven't opened up your Real Player Superpass recently, They are working on givning me my own page with in the Real Player, with it's own tab. There is a dropdown there now, but soon. You will be able to find all of the shit I have done for them there, all in one place and not buried under 5K video clips. The page will have info on what is coming up soon, or guests on the next season's webcast (Seth Green couldn't do the webcast with me last season, but promised me he would be there this season....

One of the things I suggested to the big wigs over at Real Player was that I wanted to do a Easter Competition with Chelseia from BB9 (to celebrate a year since the Easter Egg Massacre of '08) competing for prizes with "The Easter Bunny and Jesus. THey are down and I am working on it. Another was once a year in the winter or spring, replaying an older season, feeds and CBS shows and all and I could do a call in show for the Live eviction show and we would talk and bullshit about that season. So, there are things in the works there too.

I thought it would be cool that since Big Brother is about the only show that doesn't do a reunion show after the fact, is to do a reunion show. And we decided the first one (which very well could be the last one, if I can pull it off to start with) is Big Brother 8. So, if it does happen, it will be immediately following this summer's BB11, in mid-late-ish Sept. in Las Vegas Nevada. And I will try to do it somewhere where we can have an audience, very small audience..... but, I don't want to get ahead of myself here.

I think it would be a pretty fun thing to do and I think it will be a fun thing to watch as well. And there will be a few that will be tough to get to do it, sooooo if I could get YOUR help in convincing some of the BB8 HG's (Jen) to do it, it would be (Eric) appreciated.... So, send them myspace notes or if you have their emails or phone numbers, hit them up and let them know that you would like to see them do it.

The pilot I shot, EvelDick Behind Bars, seems dead in the water at this point in time. I was surprised that a couple of the networks passed on it after the reaction and things we spoke about during some of the meetings, but.... that is how it goes. And you never know....

So, for now I am working on a couple of other opportunities that have been presented to me, one being radio, the other involves a new production company that is headed up by the Exec. Producer of Entourage. And yes, I am sure that I have already said too much about that, but ehhhh.

And yes, I am going to commit to a chat, it has been WAY TOO LONG and I miss bullshitting with all of you guys. So, let's do it in a week.

CHAT......
NEXT TUESDAY 2/17 @
7pm Pacific Time, Bitches

Since I am probly gonna head to New Orleans for Mardi Gras that weekend followed by a trip to Daytona for bike week. I will do another chat from the road

Good Times w/ Natalie

Here is a fun fact for you. It's one year today since I moved in the Big Brother house. I can hardly believe a year has flown bye already:) It seems like yesterday I was still living in the Big Brother house. I still can't believe I was on the show!! What a blessing :) I have learned so much about myself & life from living in that nutty house.

Alot of people ask me why I prayed outloud. I do alot of praying not only outloud but to myself as well. It just depends. Usually I pray outloud when I'm emotional. It's like if I talk aloud to God, it makes it sink in more & feel more real, intense. I can really feel the presence of God when I'm praying aloud.

While living in the Big Brother house you feel like it's a home or summercamp. Winter camp for my season of course:) You don't care that you are surrounded with camera's after awhile. You know the camera's are there but you don't see any of the staff, camera men, or an audience. You never really feel like your on tv. & you can just be yourself.

But after a while at times you break & say or talk about things you would normally never really talk about in your every day life just for the pure satisfaction of some form of entertainment.

The people who took me too serious just need to lighten up & open their minds. Close-mindedness never succeeds.

Alot of the things I would say or do I was just joking around & having a good laugh. Like Team Christ:) I mean I love the Lord & so did my alliance so yeahhh why not TC in the House. Or even calling Sharon the MOle!! HAHAHA that was funny.LOL It turns out after seeing the show & afterdark I was right:)

When I got out of the BB house & saw all the clips of me talking to myself I was like OMG STOPPPPP NATTY STOP!! HAHAHAHA it was so funny. I couldn't believe I was talking to myself for minutes on end. It's no wonder some people thought I was crazy. LMAO I guess BB is a human experimentto see what happens when you take all the things humans are use to away from them.

Do we need our cell phones, friends, family, computers, radio , etc.. to be sane & normal?? Does having all these keep us balanced so we don't all go insane & is that why some people in real life do go crazy because they have nothing, no one??

One thing I never under stood while everyone else in the house could work & protect their partner I got all kinds of crap for helping Matty. People really thought I was in love with him. Which is so not the case at all.

I was partnerd with him from the beginning so I felt the need to protect & help him as I thought he would do the same for me.

Matty always said he hated nice, bubbly girls like me so I knew that was his pet peeve & I could drive him crazy just like he drove me crazy. That's why I would follow him around & say Matty I want to sit next to you, I need my hammock time, please can I have a hug goodnight, I'd even kiss the back of his neck at night, knowing it drives him MADDD:) I'm busting his balls as he would say & do to me.

Now with the whole massage thing...funny cause he was the one that brought it up from the getco, he voluntered it! LOL so that's why I was like Mattttttyyyyy can I have a massage pleaaaseeee. All the time. LOL Besides what the hell else are we suppose to do in there.

What's even funnier is my family knew I was teasing him & trying to get under his skin meanwhile everyone else thought I was desperate & in love with him. Don't get me wrong in the beginning I liked him & thought he was cute but then he was such an ass I stopped liking him & still pretended I did.

I knew from watching previous season's of BB that if I wanted to win had to play dumb, lay low, look desperate, study the house & have a great time:) So that was my plan. Right before I left for BB I told my Dad and some close family members that I knew I was gonna be a physical threat in this game so I'm gonna play dumber than a box of rocks, be random, say & do crazy things & just HAVE FUN!!! My Dad was so proud of me when I got back. He said some people were like I don't think nat is being smart or making the right moves I'm worried. My dad would tell them don't worry nat's got it figured out, it's part of her plan.

One things for sure giving Sheila HOH was not part of my plan! LOL That didn't work out so well.

SO there is a little insight onto my way of thinking and doing while living in the BB house.

THank you again so much for watching, supporting and sharing with me the best and craziest experience of my life:)

Lots of love,
-Natty