Natty finally found Jokers

Hey

I just wanted to let you all know that I finally found out about this jokers site and started my first thread. It's kinda funny.. LOL

>> http://artbynatalie.com/jokers :)

Love,
Natty

Dan and Monica broke up

I know I'm a bit behind on this but...

Supposedly Dan and Monica broke up.

These are the facts: She is not one of his friends on myspace anymore and he deleted all pics of her. Her myspace is now deleted. He changed his relationship status from "in a relationship" to single. Dan and Keesha went to the Survivor finale party. (pics below)

These are the Rumors: Monica and Dan's sister had a huge fight and Dan tool his sister's side. Dan & Keesha had a fling. (not true) Keesha took JJ off her myspace, they may have broken up for a bit but are together now. (not sure if she put him back on her friends list, but he is no longer in her top friends)

Planes, Trains and Automobiles....

Another blog from Dick

I am not kidding, this is the movie in real life and it is not ending.... yay!

We are somewhere south of Portland, Oregon. How did we get there you ask?? Well, when your plane gets cancelled, you are basically just fucked, period. They really don't try to help you out. The planes going out are full, so.... oooops, sorry. And that is it. The quickest we could get out of Seattleby air was Xmas day..... yay!

Now, I could really give a shit and thought it would be a nice way to spend Xmas with Dani. But... noooooo. She has to get back to the boyfriend she has been fighting with nonstop over text messages since before we even left... yay!

So, Amtrak was a no go, greyhound bus was a no go... So, I finally found a rent a car that we can return in LA... yay!

The roads are so bad and so scary that I felt like we were gonna die driving on them. I mean you can't see the road, the lanes, nothing just snow and the fact that you are driving on ice... yay!

So, we are fighting so much that I doubt we will be speaking again for months this time. She is staying in another room in this crack head hotel we stopped at in nowhere Oregon to wait till morning and see if we can go back to Portland and catch a flight. Because if we have to spend any more time than is absolutely necessary together, there will be a death, we are both at the end of our ropes and soon enough someone will be hanging by the end of one of them..... yay!

So, I wanted to say thank you to everyone that has broken up the tension along the way. In Vancouver, Wa at the Walmart. You guys were great and thank you for helping us find chains. At the tire store, thanks for taking my picture and giggling while I was dying putting on the chains. And for the drunken idiot at the Denny's, I hope you drown in your own vomit.... yay!

It is about to turn to December 23 and I can't remember a shittier Xmas besides when I woke up in a jail cell 23 years ago on this date. Ahhhh, what I wouldn't give for a nice warm jail cell close to home right now.... yay!

Keesha From Big Brother 10 Interview

Dick's vacation

The worst vacation I think I have ever had...

It all started when Dani and I got to the airport. We were a tremendous 5 min. (of the 40 minutes early you are supposed to be) late going on Virgin America. Well, we had the choice of waiting another 6 hours till their next flight or forfeiting the entire amount we paid for the flights. I told them to go fuck themselves and they are forfeiting us as future customers and they could stick out tickets up their ass.

Great start...

So, I am really excited I spent a couple hours looking up fares and flights the night before, so I could pay double the highest fare I saw when booking the tix. Woo Hoo.

I couldn't be late because I had a meeting with some of the execs at Real Player. They have actually developed a piece of equiptment for me to use for my webcast that will allow me to jump on their stream and be able to webcast from anywhere I have an internet connection. Plus it is nice to reestablish relationships with some of them that I have not seen since coming up here when I was here doing a chat with Janelle. And the fact that I will be working with them next season as well as with other things...

Well, after getting up here. I give a call to find out that Real Player and all the employees there are snowed in and it is shut down for the day. And as it turns out, the next day as well. Oh well, at least we have the Jets game, right?

So, during blizzard conditions, the Jets manage to lose once again to one of the shittiest teams in the league..... uuuugh.

So, we are ready to get the hell out of here... nope!

Airport closed!

We managed to get a hotel room for the night and hopefully we can get out of here tomorrow.

Please let us get the hell out of this frozen tundra and back into the warmer climate of LA. No more cold weather trips for me thank you very much. And thanks to all the Seattle fans we ran into over the last few days. You people have eagle eyes. I have no idea how you could recognize me when all you could see of me is eyes and nose with the rest bundled up with scarves, hats, earmuffs and shit. You guys rule!

From Dick's blog

Dr. Will Kirby