BB10: April Is Gone But Not Soon Forgotten

Shakespeare wrote "April is the cruelest month."

Had he been around to watch "Big Brother 10" he might have written "And April is the most clueless houseguest -- ever!"

Before her eviction last week (hooray, and it was about time!) she actually whined to Ollie that she didn't know why everyone was out to get her. "I haven't done anything," she snorted, "all I do is wash dishes and bake things!"

Ah, April if were truly that simple. Why did people loathe you? Let us count the ways. Picking needless fights with Keesha. Sticking your nose into other people's business. Suggesting that people, namely Keesha, was jealous of you because you are "so much prettier." Putting people down who didn't go to college. Screaming. Screeching. The annoying pillow talk with Ollie, who, sorry, is about as exciting to talk to as a slice of half-buttered toast. Spending an inordinate amount of time talking about your boobs.

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