Hey Boys and Girls,
I want to thank all of you that jumped to it and sent your mags, pics and assorted shit for me to sign for you. I have a pile of it here next to me and will start on it today. And the magazine just came out, so there is time to pick one up still.
Sorry to be such an asshole being so specific and the charges attached, but it was a pain in the ass last time and the last thing I wanted to do was put myself and you through that again. And besides, signing 500 copies of a magazine is not my idea of a good time. So, if you felt it was too much to flip for, no problem, I understand. And you know if you catch me out and about, I will be happy to sign one for you, and bullshit, take pics and the rest.
Speaking of out and about...
If you are in LA and want to come down and hang, see a couple great singers and have some beers, bullshit and take some pics....
RSVP for this event here. I will be there to support Dilana
Please RSVP to my event: CBS’ ROCK STAR: SUPERNOVA, LUKAS ROSSI w/ DILANA
http://losangeles.going.com/event-584621;CBS_ROCK_STAR_SUPERNOVA_LUKAS_ROSSI_w_DILANA?src=v_wpi_lax_64913_z5v37i3oum80
The first time on stage together since the CBS reality series Rock Star: Supernova, winner Lukas Rossi and runner-up Dilana perform live at Brixton in Redondo Beach, CA on Saturday, April 25th. Lukas is thrilled to be joined on stage by his dear friend and sista in rock, Dilana. Sparks will fly and who knows what could happen with the cl
(sorry, I am on a MAC and Myspace blogs don't jive too great together)
That was stolen from Kim Koury's myspace, she is the owner chick of Spin Mag and is cool as all hell,, so come out and play...
I will be doing the Vegas meet and greet again this year after the end of the season with some other past Houseguests and I would imagine some of the not yet appointed BB11 HG's. If the rumors and rumblings are true, there will be no wrap party this season for BB11, so this will be the closest thing to it and you are all invited!
I will keep you posted on the when and where, but plan on mid to late Sept.
I have been talking with RealPlayer and we are all excited about doing the webcast again this season. And if they come through (MATT) I will have a new piece of equipment that can get me on Real's stream with only an internet connection and camera! That means I can be anywhere and do the webcast. And will be....
And I think I might just be in Pamplona, Spain for the first webcast of the season....
And... Oh, yes... I will be meeting Crazy James there and think I will be bringing Joe Barber (gonorrhea free Joe) with me for the annual Running of the Bulls! So, if RealPlayer can make that mother fucker wireless, you my friends will get my own personal, scarred shittless, about to get gored, perspective in the middle of it all:!! And you might even get to see one of us take a horn in the ass, the liver, the pancreas or flip us around by our underwear until we run out of the ring naked.... Whatever the outcome may be, you will have a reason to cheer, or boo your TV's, just like the old days of 1 1/2 years ago.
Well, that's all the news that is fit for print.
So until next time....
Never leave your mom, girlfriend or any woman you care about,
sitting in a car waiting for Robert Blake to get his gun from the booth in an Italian Restaurant where he happened to leave it after dinner. Because some weirdo could come up and shoot her, just to lay the blame on 'Ol Baretta.
Funny how the last surviving member of the Little Rascals ends up killing his girlfriend and getting away with it.
If I were a member of the You can commit murder in LA if you're famous society...
There would be a few people I would love to invite to a nice Italian Restaurant
Friday, April 17, 2009
EvelDick's Blog
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Spring Cleaning for Nick & Jen
Monday, April 13, 2009
Go see Dan April 20th!
Dan will be hosting a Big Brother 11 Casting Call on April 20th, at Cauley Chevorlet in West Bloomfield, MI from 3:00-7:00pm. Be sure to check it out!
http://wwjtv.com/events/wwjtv.8.979458.html
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Reality tv star reunion in oregon
Your in for a pleasant surprise!! There's going to be a reality tv star reunion in Rainbow, Oregon from: May 3rd thru 6th. 2009
It's going to be alot of fun and everyone is invited. Right now the Reality tv stars who have confirmed they are going are ME, of course representing:) BB8 Kail, BB6 James who are the hosts, BB8 Zack, BB8 Joe, BB5 Cowboy, BB10 Michelle, BB10 Steven, BB10 Brian. Those are all that have confirmed for now but I've been told more are suppose to go.
There's going to be all kinds of fun events going on like Q & A Rafting, lodging, Karaoke, golfing, formal dinner, Breakfast. There is so much to do it's ridiculus :) LOL
Now's your chance to come to the BEAVERSTATE and see why I talked about Oregon so much and you can meet some of your favorite Big Brother houseguests.
Just call the Holiday Farm Resort 541-822-3725 to book.Tell em Natty told you about the event:)
I hope to meet and see you there:)
Lots of love,
Natty
Updated Big Brother Open Calls
Shooters North
Thursday April 9th, from 6:30pm to 8:30pm
7742 Forest Hills Rd., Loves Park, IL
Mall of Abilene
Thursday April 9th, from 2pm to 8pm
4310 Buffalo Gap Road, Abilene, TX 79606
Cans Bar and Canteen
Saturday, April 11th from 5 9PM 500 W 5th St
Charlotte, NC 28202
Beef O Bradys
Saturday, April 11 from 12 to 6pm
Tampa, Florida, 33615
Aces Lounge
Saturday, April 11 from 5 to 9pm
222 East 6th, St., Austin, TX 78701
Dos Gringos Chandler Mexigrill
Saturday, April 11th from 2pm to 6pm
1361 N Alma School Rd. Chandler, AZ 85224
Buckeye Hall of Fame Cafe
Saturday, April 11th from 11am to 5pm
1421 Olentangy River Rd, Columbus, OH 43212
Fibber McGees Irish Restaurant and Pub
Tuesday, April 14th from 2pm to 7pm
1610 Pavilion Place, Wilmington, NC 28403
Chapman Dodge
Saturday, April 18th from 1pm to 4pm
3175 East Sahara, Las Vegas, NV 89104
Chapman Chrysler Jeep
Saturday, April 18th from 1pm to 4pm
930 Auto Show Dr., Henderson, NV 89104
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Renny to be Maid of Honor
They are in the Guinness Book of Records and I think it's magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear Fans, I have been asked to be Maid of Honor at David and Lauren Blairs wedding! They have been married 97 times, not divorced, I said married! They are coming to New Orleans and they let me choose the date , whaaaaaaatttttt! David says that's 97 honeymoons, Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!! Talk about some testosterone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It will take place at the Hard Rock Cafe May 13, 2009!
Lauren is wearing a boa on her wedding day! OMG, I am so thrilled to be a part of their life!
Friday, April 3, 2009
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Parker has great month!
Here's to a great month!
Current mood: accomplished
hello all. hope all is well. this
is the very first commercial i booked for the san diego tourism board.
try not to blink, or you'll miss me. i did get a pretty good close up
though. you can see me at 1:03 with a hat on.
things have been going great for me this past month. i booked 3 gigs this month. in addition to the san diego commercial, i was able to book a nintendo wii / nintendo dsi print ad. hopefully they'll put it in stores... i think i'll have a small calf if i saw it on the side of someone's building... la/hollywood loves to advertise on buildings. that was a really fun shoot. while we weren't taking pictures, we sat around and played with the new nintendo dsi all day. also, i was able to book a promo with the sci fi channel. we just wrapped last week. lots of green screen shooting, can't wait to see the finished product. i'm really thankful for these opportunities. i was also able to work with some amazing people for all 3 gigs. everyone was really cool. anywho, i've been spending the majority of my time working out like a mad man (like twice a day) and spending a lot of time designing stuff on the computer....
NOLED IS COMING!... that's all you need to know about that for now. :)
oh and by the way, sorry for not accepting big brother fan friend requests on facebook. not trying to be an ass or anything but i really want to keep it more personal. hope yall understand... and if some don't... that sounds like more of a personal problem. :) ha ha. i still do use myspace from time to time, but it has really gotten a little lame but i do appreciate everyone's support!
as always, i appreciate you taking the time out to read about what's up with me and take care.
parker
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Big Brother Open Calls
Exclusive Casting Studios
Saturday, March 28, 2009 from 11AM- 4PM
7700 West Sunset Blvd. Los Angeles, CA 90046
Spud's
Wednesday, April 1 from 5-8PM
4123 U.S. 17 Business. Murrells Inlet, SC. 29576
Eastwood Towne Center
Wednesday, April 1st from 5 to 8PM
3003 Preyde Boulevard, Lansing, MI 48912
Bealls Department Store (Oakleaf Crossing)
Saturday April 4th from 11am-1pm
8396 Merchants Way. Jacksonville, FL 32222
Rock Bottom Restaurant & Brewery
Saturday, April 4th from 11am to 5pm
1 W Grand Ave., Chicago, IL 60654
The W Sports and Wellness Center
Saturday, April 4th from 10am to 2pm
Wartburg College, 100 Wartburg Blvd., Waverly, IA 50677
The Paradise Rock Club
Saturday, April 4th from 11am to 3pm
967 Commonwealth Ave, Boston, MA 02215
Roy Arias Studios
Sunday April 5th all day starting at 12pm
300 W. 43rd St. 3rd Fl. Suite 301/A, New York, NY 10036
Cans Bar and Canteen
Saturday, April 11th from 5 9PM 500 W 5th St
Charlotte, NC 28202
Buckeye Hall of Fame Cafe
Saturday, April 11th from 11am to 5pm
1421 Olentangy River Rd, Columbus, OH 43212
Friday, March 20, 2009
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Rad Reality Show with Renny from BB10
I am sooo over Renny but if you want to listen to her latest interview, click the link below.
Rad Reality Show with Renny from BB10
Howie on NBC's Channel 10, Philadelphia
Thousands of people try out for TV reality shows. Do you have what it takes? Or is someone going to take you? Lu Ann Cahn and the NBC10 Investigators expose the truth behind a company that says it's all about reality.
The voice kept cutting out on me, you may have better luck than I did. Here is the direct link
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
EvelDick made the cover
Finally, the interview I did for Hustler Magazine will be out any day... I made the cover
I did this interview months ago.
The plan for the pics was to go on top of the roof of The Viper Room on Sunset Blvd. and have the photographer across the street and shoot it from another rooftop. I wanted it to be in front of the gigantic billboard on top of The Viper Room.
The girls were worried we would all be arrested. Hell, much worse has been done in front of a billboard in LA I am sure. And besides, I had friends that were gonna be down Sunset watching for cops coming towards us. They were to be on a call to people by us that could yell up to the three of us and let us know if a cop car was coming down Sunset and we could just get into the shadows and they would never see us from their car driving down Sunset, even if they did look up at the billboard.
I didn't get what everyone was so paranoid about. Hell, I had spent a few nights in jail, it wasn't exactly where I wanted to spend the night, but it beat a few places I have had to sleep in my life.
The plan was to go to The Viper Room after 2am and the manager was gonna let all 3 of us on the roof for the pictures to go with this interview for Hustler I had just done. Once on the roof, there was a zig zag ladder up to the big ass billboard that faces Sunset. The 2 porn star chicks would just get naked and we would strike a few poses, the photographer would just snap off as many pics as he could and we should be done in under 5 min.
Simple, right?
No, it never is when there are chicks involved, lol....
One was on her period and didn't show up. And the other wouldn't do it without her. I told her this wasn't like going to the ladies room where they seem to have to always go in pairs. Asked her if she got fucked alone in her porns or if the other was there to powder her ass from the lights in every movie...
So, once again... a chicks period had fucked up some fun plans I had made. Not quite like the time at Disneyland with my teenage girlfriend, we planned on having sex that night for the first time, who wore white jeans and bled through them so bad it looked like a murder scene took place in her pants, but still...
So, GO BUY HUSTLER MAGAZINE THIS MONTH....
The interview is good and I think there might be a naked girl in there or two.
I am gonna sign some of these for you guys, I just need to figure out how to go about it. Post comments under this blog if you would rather just pay a flat fee to cover costs, or should I ebay them? Or if you don't give a fuck about having one.... (less work for me, so I won't mind that either, lol)
Maybe I'll listen, maybe not... maybe none of the above, who knows...
But, I would like to hear what you think....
Ok, your turn.... write dammit













