EvelDick made the cover

Finally, the interview I did for Hustler Magazine will be out any day... I made the cover

I did this interview months ago.

The plan for the pics was to go on top of the roof of The Viper Room on Sunset Blvd. and have the photographer across the street and shoot it from another rooftop. I wanted it to be in front of the gigantic billboard on top of The Viper Room.

The girls were worried we would all be arrested. Hell, much worse has been done in front of a billboard in LA I am sure. And besides, I had friends that were gonna be down Sunset watching for cops coming towards us. They were to be on a call to people by us that could yell up to the three of us and let us know if a cop car was coming down Sunset and we could just get into the shadows and they would never see us from their car driving down Sunset, even if they did look up at the billboard.

I didn't get what everyone was so paranoid about. Hell, I had spent a few nights in jail, it wasn't exactly where I wanted to spend the night, but it beat a few places I have had to sleep in my life.

The plan was to go to The Viper Room after 2am and the manager was gonna let all 3 of us on the roof for the pictures to go with this interview for Hustler I had just done. Once on the roof, there was a zig zag ladder up to the big ass billboard that faces Sunset. The 2 porn star chicks would just get naked and we would strike a few poses, the photographer would just snap off as many pics as he could and we should be done in under 5 min.

Simple, right?
No, it never is when there are chicks involved, lol....

One was on her period and didn't show up. And the other wouldn't do it without her. I told her this wasn't like going to the ladies room where they seem to have to always go in pairs. Asked her if she got fucked alone in her porns or if the other was there to powder her ass from the lights in every movie...

So, once again... a chicks period had fucked up some fun plans I had made. Not quite like the time at Disneyland with my teenage girlfriend, we planned on having sex that night for the first time, who wore white jeans and bled through them so bad it looked like a murder scene took place in her pants, but still...

So, GO BUY HUSTLER MAGAZINE THIS MONTH....
The interview is good and I think there might be a naked girl in there or two.

I am gonna sign some of these for you guys, I just need to figure out how to go about it. Post comments under this blog if you would rather just pay a flat fee to cover costs, or should I ebay them? Or if you don't give a fuck about having one.... (less work for me, so I won't mind that either, lol)
Maybe I'll listen, maybe not... maybe none of the above, who knows...
But, I would like to hear what you think....

Ok, your turn.... write dammit